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Most Secular: 2,562ndMost Authoritarian: 3,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,998th
The Matriarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Power is Everything
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Isolated Charon

Population573 million

CapitalArgo Chasma

CurrencyKewbik
AnimalGolden Charonian Turtle

The Matriarchy of Isolated Charon is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 573 million Charonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argo Chasma. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Charonian economy, worth 63.9 trillion Kewbiks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 111,529 Kewbiks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many Charonians are their brothers' keepers, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and it's illegal to blow things up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isolated Charon's national animal is the Golden Charonian Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Isolated Charon is ranked 149,541st in the world and 2nd in Realm of New Earth for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.53 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Secular: 2,562ndMost Authoritarian: 3,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,998thMost Conservative: 8,557thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,954thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,355thMost Extreme: 10,614thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,953rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,390thLowest Crime Rates: 11,952ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,998thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,008thSafest: 17,041stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,710th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isolated Charon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Isolated Charon, it's illegal to blow things up.
  • : Following new legislation in Isolated Charon, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Isolated Charon, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Following new legislation in Isolated Charon, many Charonians are their brothers' keepers.
  • : Following new legislation in Isolated Charon, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Isolated Charon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Isolated Charon, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Isolated Charon, most pop videos prominently feature the Charonian flag.
  • : Isolated Charon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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