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Most Advanced Public Education: 4,640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,724thMost Devout: 5,308th
The Enlightened Caliphate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Çatışma Korkuı ve Uyum Saygı
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population16.824 billion

LeaderSüleyman Hashimad
FaithSunni Islam

AnimalNile Monitor

The Enlightened Caliphate of Ismeil is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Süleyman Hashimad with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 16.824 billion Ismeilis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Negev. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ismeili economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Ismalds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 101,607 Ismalds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ismeil's national animal is the Nile Monitor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Ismeil is ranked 262,125th in the world and 114th in Confederacy of Allied States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Education: 4,640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,724thMost Devout: 5,308thBest Weather: 5,988thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,310thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,045thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,112thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,197thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,385thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,445thHealthiest Citizens: 7,457thMost Cultured: 7,800thMost Influential: 7,955thMost Developed: 8,332ndHighest Food Quality: 8,705thLowest Crime Rates: 9,800thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,256thNicest Citizens: 11,502ndSmartest Citizens: 11,524thHighest Economic Output: 11,704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,216thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,863rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,982ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,344thMost Inclusive: 14,407thMost Pacifist: 14,999thLargest Governments: 16,131stLargest Populations: 17,250thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,711thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,454thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,713th
Most Influential: 5th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the region

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