Population | 16.824 billion |
Capital | Negev |
Leader | Süleyman Hashimad |
Faith | Sunni Islam |
Currency | Ismald |
Animal | Nile Monitor |
The Enlightened Caliphate of Ismeil is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Süleyman Hashimad with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 16.824 billion Ismeilis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Negev. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ismeili economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Ismalds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 101,607 Ismalds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ismeil's national animal is the Nile Monitor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.
Ismeil is ranked 262,125th in the world and 114th in Confederacy of Allied States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Ismeil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Ismeil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Ismeil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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Ismeil's influence in Confederacy of Allied States rose from "Minnow" to "Envoy".
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Ismeil altered its national flag.
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Ismeil relocated from Lazarus to Confederacy of Allied States.
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Ismeil was refounded in Lazarus.
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Ismeil ceased to exist in Confederacy of Allied States.
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Ismeil's influence in Confederacy of Allied States rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
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Ismeil's influence in Confederacy of Allied States fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".