The Cutely Rebranded Nation of Islonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Agathe Fortier with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.272 billion Islonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpina. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islonian economy, worth 538 trillion Hearts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 102,203 Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Alpina. Crime is totally unknown. Islonia's national animal is the Puppy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cutesy.

Islonia is ranked 192,177^th in the world and 285^th in Thaecia for Most Authoritarian, with 326.92 milliStalins.