The République de la Couronne of Islonia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Agathe Fortier with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.093 billion Islonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpina. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islonian economy, worth 429 trillion Iscles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,986 Iscles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Alpina. Crime is totally unknown. Islonia's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Godsinia.

Islonia is ranked 22,301^st in the world and 79^th in Thaecia for Safest, scoring 111.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.