The Avatar of Thanatos of Islonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nathan Hermet with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.659 billion Islonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpina. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,489 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and news headlines suggest that Nathan Hermet has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime is totally unknown. Islonia's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Greek Pantheon.

Islonia is ranked 147,032^nd in the world and 99^th in Thaecia for Most Extreme, scoring 19.31 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.