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Most Influential: 1,365thMost Secular: 3,556thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,742nd
The Cutely Rebranded Nation of
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Agathe Fortier
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Population5.272 billion

LeaderAgathe Fortier


The Cutely Rebranded Nation of Islonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Agathe Fortier with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.272 billion Islonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpina. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islonian economy, worth 538 trillion Hearts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 102,203 Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Alpina. Crime is totally unknown. Islonia's national animal is the Puppy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cutesy.

Islonia is ranked 192,177th in the world and 285th in Thaecia for Most Authoritarian, with 326.92 milliStalins.

Most Influential: 1,365thTop
Most Secular: 3,556thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,742ndBest Weather: 4,978thNicest Citizens: 5,252ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,344thMost Pacifist: 5,481stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,696thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,746thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,206thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,682ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,726thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,649thMost Developed: 8,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,036thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,196thMost Inclusive: 8,728thHealthiest Citizens: 8,807thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,712thSmartest Citizens: 10,887thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,440thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,688thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,452ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,003rdLargest Governments: 16,810thMost Cultured: 16,940thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,864thSafest: 21,402ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,438thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,749th
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the region

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