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Isles of Eamhna

Population2.433 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Ríobhca beáth t-Annraoi


The Crown Dependency of Isles of Eamhna is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ríobhca beáth t-Annraoi with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.433 billion Emnians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dánann. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Emnian economy, worth 113 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,850 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed hares have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Isles of Eamhna's national animal is the hare.

Isles of Eamhna is ranked 161,639th in the world and 24th in Council of Constructed Languages for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,763rdNicest Citizens: 20,222ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,931st

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