The Democratic Republic of Isle of Wind is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sofie with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.376 billion Windians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airyn. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Isle of Windian economy, worth 298 trillion vents a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,513 vents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Isle of Windian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and Sofie is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Wind's national animal is the flying fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Isle of Wind is ranked 281,776^th in the world and 1,217^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.76 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.