The Reformed Kingdom of Isle of Wayiru is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Amia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.571 billion Wayirans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquaea. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wayiran economy, worth 329 trillion pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,336 pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Queen Amia performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Wayiru's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Isle of Wayiru is ranked 244,335^th in the world and 4,345^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -106.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.