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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,279thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,434thSafest: 4,825th
The Old Farts of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Political Freedom
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Isle of Lithonia

Population9.404 billion

LeaderPrince Lith

CurrencyDollah Bill

The Old Farts of Isle of Lithonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prince Lith with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 9.404 billion Beep Boops enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evant. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isle of Lithonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Dollah Bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 134,922 Dollah Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Lithonia's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lithianity.

Isle of Lithonia is ranked 30,386th in the world and 1,585th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 184.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,279thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,434thSafest: 4,825thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,132ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,525thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,700thLowest Crime Rates: 8,062ndMost Cultured: 8,975thLargest Governments: 9,277thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,476thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,675thMost Developed: 10,912thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,235thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,320thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,045thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,521stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,483rdMost Income Equality: 13,680thSmartest Citizens: 13,709thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,147thNicest Citizens: 15,270thHighest Food Quality: 16,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,242ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,448thHighest Economic Output: 16,542ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,844thMost Efficient Economies: 20,056thHighest Average Incomes: 20,136thMost Patriotic: 22,651st
Largest Publishing Industry: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 187th in the regionSafest: 239th in the regionMost Income Equality: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 328th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 334th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 351st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 364th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 394th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 401st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 426th in the regionMost Cultured: 447th in the regionLargest Governments: 448th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 484th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 507th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 509th in the regionMost Developed: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 563rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 598th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 624th in the region

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