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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,281stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,430thSafest: 4,819th
The Old Farts of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Political Freedom
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Isle of Lithonia

Population9.434 billion

LeaderPrince Lith

CurrencyDollah Bill

The Old Farts of Isle of Lithonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prince Lith with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 9.434 billion Beep Boops enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evant. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isle of Lithonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion Dollah Bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 134,922 Dollah Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Lithonia's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lithianity.

Isle of Lithonia is ranked 232,910th in the world and 5,370th in Balder for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -8.06 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,281stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,430thSafest: 4,819thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,126thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,464thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,649thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,719thLowest Crime Rates: 8,060thMost Cultured: 8,968thLargest Governments: 9,288thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,428thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,658thMost Developed: 10,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,262ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,300thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,062ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,507thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,446thSmartest Citizens: 13,714thMost Income Equality: 13,784thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,111thNicest Citizens: 15,241stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,193rdHighest Food Quality: 16,201stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,422ndHighest Economic Output: 16,499thHealthiest Citizens: 16,843rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,091stHighest Average Incomes: 20,154thMost Patriotic: 22,655thBest Weather: 26,464th
Largest Publishing Industry: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 190th in the regionSafest: 233rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 259th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 341st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 352nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 400th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 401st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 425th in the regionMost Cultured: 450th in the regionLargest Governments: 453rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 476th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 509th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 517th in the regionMost Developed: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 563rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 609th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 632nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 656th in the region

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