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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,949th Safest: 4,307th Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,322nd
The Old Farts of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Yeaaaaah boiiiiiiiiii
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Isle of Lithonia

Population7.863 billion

CapitalEvant
LeaderPrince Lith
FaithLithianity

CurrencyDollah Bill
AnimalRich Dude

The Old Farts of Isle of Lithonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prince Lith with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.863 billion Beep Boops enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evant. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Weenis economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion Dollah Bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 136,272 Dollah Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Lithonia's national animal is the Rich Dude, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lithianity.

Isle of Lithonia is ranked 30,868th in the world and 1,658th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,392.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,949thSafest: 4,307thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,003rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,213thLowest Crime Rates: 6,557thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,580thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,852ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,638thLargest Governments: 7,734thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,091stMost Cultured: 8,690thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,979thMost Income Equality: 9,169thMost Developed: 9,739thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,747thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,815thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,700thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,528thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,347thNicest Citizens: 12,702ndHighest Economic Output: 12,856thSmartest Citizens: 12,923rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,413thHealthiest Citizens: 13,446thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,716thMost Efficient Economies: 15,095thHighest Average Incomes: 16,147thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,535th
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Most Income Equality: 192nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 192nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 226th in the regionSafest: 243rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 289th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 324th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 330th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 355th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 388th in the regionLargest Governments: 410th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 430th in the regionMost Cultured: 440th in the regionMost Developed: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 526th in the regionMost Influential: 544th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 581st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isle of Lithonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Isle of Lithonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Isle of Lithonia was endorsed by The Marxist Orthodox Empire of New Armenian Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Lithonia, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Isle of Lithonia was endorsed by The Heart of The United Syrian States.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Lithonia, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Lithonia, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Lithonia, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Lithonia, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Lithonia, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.

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