The Republic of Isle of Las is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Thornshield with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.757 billion Lasics enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las City. The average income tax rate is 31.3%.

The all-consuming Isle of Lasian economy, worth 182 trillion Lasic Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,060 Lasic Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, there's nothing special about President Thornshield, the Isle of Lasian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Isle of Las's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Democracy.

Isle of Las is ranked 109,753^rd in the world and 333^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 15.38 flags saluted per person per day.