Largest Welfare Programs: 129th Most Pacifist: 156th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 233rd
The Grand Duchy of
Left-wing Utopia
All hail the great and omnipotent Kesha!
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate / Councilor
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Grand Duchy of Isle of Kesha is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Ursula IV with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.606 billion Keshans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirchdorf. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Keshan economy, worth a remarkable 1,873 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 195,081 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grand Duchess Ursula IV has more friends than ever before, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Keshan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Kesha's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kesholicism.

Isle of Kesha is ranked 159,514th in the world and 13th in The Feminist Region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 129thMost Pacifist: 156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 233rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 234thNicest Citizens: 235thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 256thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 267thMost Compassionate Citizens: 303rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 319thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 337thMost Beautiful Environments: 338thMost Cultured: 375thMost Advanced Public Education: 436thLargest Governments: 442ndSafest: 450thLongest Average Lifespans: 466thLowest Crime Rates: 490thBest Weather: 593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 859thMost Devout: 986thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,045thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,147thSmartest Citizens: 1,272ndMost Inclusive: 1,446thHealthiest Citizens: 1,533rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,621stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,585thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,848thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,199thHighest Economic Output: 4,456thHighest Average Incomes: 4,600thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,652ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 8,187thMost Developed: 8,899thNudest: 12,280thLargest Populations: 13,270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,277thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,786th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Keshan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, Grand Duchess Ursula IV has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Isle of Kesha has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, nothing gets the party jumping like Grand Duchess Ursula IV specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Isle of Kesha, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied cat.
  • : Isle of Kesha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Isle of Kesha voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".

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