The A Game Mod went all the way to looking up my nation and all they gave me was this lousy pre-title of Islands Of Ventro is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Almighty Cow with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless population of 7.882 billion Islands Of V∑ntroanoanoanoanoanoanoanoanoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Island of V∑ntro City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Islands Of V∑ntroanoanoanoanoanoanoanoanoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,633 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 207,253 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islands Of Ventro's national animal is the V∑ntroanoanoanoanoanoan gr∑∑n duck trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sci∑nc∑.

Islands Of Ventro is ranked 283,782^nd in the world and 794^th in The Wellspring for Most Devout, with 1.56 prayers per hour.