by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 1,612thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,036thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,126th
The Federal Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Dude, wouldn't it be lit?
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Islands of unity

Population7.688 billion

Capitalcentral island
Leaderhenry farkman


The Federal Republic of Islands of unity is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by henry farkman with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.688 billion Islanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of central island. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The all-consuming unityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,730 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, hospitals in Islands of unity are too busy serving the needs of the South Pacific to see Islanders, and Henry farkman's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islands of unity's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Islands of unity is ranked 77,994th in the world and 2,812th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 155 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Secular: 1,612thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,036thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,126thSafest: 3,917thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,135thLowest Crime Rates: 4,758thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,929thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,244thMost Influential: 5,327thLargest Governments: 5,795thMost Inclusive: 5,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,299thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,345thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,469thMost Cultured: 7,845thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,908thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,333rdBest Weather: 9,721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,998thHealthiest Citizens: 10,795thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,385thNicest Citizens: 13,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,788thHighest Economic Output: 15,824thHighest Average Incomes: 16,011thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,572ndHighest Drug Use: 18,331stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,399thMost Developed: 18,806th
Most Secular: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 111th in the regionSafest: 133rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 142nd in the regionLargest Governments: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 176th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 207th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 212th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Cultured: 230th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 238th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 262nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 267th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 270th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 290th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 312th in the regionBest Weather: 329th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 329th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 342nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 352nd in the regionLargest Populations: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 402nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 455th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 461st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 497th in the regionNicest Citizens: 505th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 565th in the regionMost Influential: 574th in the regionMost Developed: 576th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 603rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 771st in the region

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