The Holy Empire of Islamic Africa is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.574 billion Islamic Africans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Islamic African economy, worth 871 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,081 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islamic Africa's national animal is the derp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Islamic Africa is ranked 58,485^th in the world and 3,394^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.1 law-abiding acts per hour.