The Jordanian Republic of Islahh is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Khaled Al-Asad with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.146 billion Islahis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Baghdad. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Islahhian economy, worth 353 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 85,256 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and edutainment video games are taking Islahh's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islahh's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Islahh is ranked 181,251^st in the world and 106^th in Greater Middle East for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 301.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.