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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Isla Vista

Population40.177 billion

CapitalTrigo
LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.177 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 33,741 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 839,830 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,867,598 per year while the poor average 7,538, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 17,053rd in the world and 31st in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 1,162.19336730688 Days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14thHighest Economic Output: 16thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdMost Avoided: 26thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32ndMost Armed: 38thLargest Insurance Industry: 40thLargest Agricultural Sector: 40thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41stLargest Mining Sector: 52ndLargest Populations: 53rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 79thMost Secular: 82ndMost Efficient Economies: 83rdFattest Citizens: 92ndSmartest Citizens: 112thHighest Crime Rates: 121stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 157thRudest Citizens: 183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 213thMost Corrupt Governments: 264thMost Cultured: 296thLargest Retail Industry: 354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 488thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 564thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,362ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,100thLargest Black Market: 5,982ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,141stMost Influential: 7,171stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,430thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,597thMost Stationary: 17,053rdMost Pro-Market: 17,138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,894thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,838th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Isla Vista was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 51 million zombies.

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