Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd Most Secular: 4th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Capitalist Paradise
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, vat-grown people, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.554 billion Islanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 25,232 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 825,840 Golden Bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,195,805 per year while the poor average 55,238, a ratio of 94.1 to 1.

Production of license plates has dropped as prisoners' hands are far too greasy to operate machinery, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Isla Vista, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 17th in the world and 7th in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 67,010.65 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2ndMost Secular: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thHighest Economic Output: 11thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11thMost Avoided: 12thRudest Citizens: 13thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18thLargest Retail Industry: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24thMost Armed: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thSmartest Citizens: 35thLargest Insurance Industry: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 40thFattest Citizens: 43rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 55thLargest Information Technology Sector: 72ndLargest Populations: 79thHighest Crime Rates: 82ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 84thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 96thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 98thMost Corrupt Governments: 103rdMost Cultured: 121stLargest Publishing Industry: 182ndMost Stationary: 762ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,835thLargest Black Market: 2,020thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,011thMost Influential: 3,877thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,560thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,156thMost Pro-Market: 7,237thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,931st
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Isla Vista.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, production of license plates has dropped as prisoners' hands are far too greasy to operate machinery.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla Vista, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.

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