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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Isla Vista

Population42.504 billion

CapitalTrigo
LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.504 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 35,696 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 839,830 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,867,598 per year while the poor average 7,538, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 211th in the world and 9th in Wysteria for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 55,685.12 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14thHighest Economic Output: 18thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 38thLargest Insurance Industry: 40thMost Avoided: 40thMost Armed: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44thLargest Agricultural Sector: 47thLargest Populations: 50thLargest Mining Sector: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 81stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 84thFattest Citizens: 87thMost Efficient Economies: 91stMost Secular: 99thHighest Crime Rates: 139thSmartest Citizens: 142ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 167thLargest Publishing Industry: 211thRudest Citizens: 216thMost Corrupt Governments: 298thMost Cultured: 338thLargest Retail Industry: 445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 730thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,318thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,030thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,735thLargest Black Market: 5,964thMost Influential: 7,386thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,293rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,607thMost Stationary: 14,300thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,753rdMost Pro-Market: 23,284thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,607th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Isla Vista was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 604 million zombies.
  • : Isla Vista was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 796 million zombies.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : The Grand Duchy of Marldeep was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Isla Vista, curing 359 million infected.

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