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Highest Drug Use: 7thHighest Crime Rates: 678thMost Rebellious Youth: 706th
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
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Yoshi!
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Isla de Yoshi

Population24.672 billion

CapitalDonut Plains
LeaderYellow Yoshi

Currencymelon
Animalpiranha plant

The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.672 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 5,000 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 202,687 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 69,438th in the world and 76th in Gay for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1.11 Bank.

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Highest Drug Use: 7thHighest Crime Rates: 678thMost Rebellious Youth: 706thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,068thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,280thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,316thMost Armed: 1,379thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,596thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,672ndMost Politically Free: 1,751stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,948thHighest Economic Output: 2,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,063rdTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,477thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,644thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,292ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,216thLargest Populations: 4,222ndSmartest Citizens: 4,365thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,721stMost Cultured: 5,949thHighest Average Incomes: 6,337thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,418thMost Stationary: 6,619thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,765thNudest: 8,341stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,091stLargest Black Market: 10,759thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,250thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,879thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,898thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,677thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,546thNicest Citizens: 15,298thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,744thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,302ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,647thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,670thMost Influential: 20,689thMost Extreme: 22,492nd
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Isla de Yoshi, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Yellow Yoshi's most personal functions.

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