The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.794 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 3,431 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 204,325 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Isla de Yoshian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 45,184^th in the world and 160^th in Gay for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.