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Highest Crime Rates: 664th Most Rebellious Youth: 800th Most Efficient Economies: 898th
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Yoshi!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.286 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Social Policy and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 3,327 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 204,325 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Isla de Yoshian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 114,657th in the world and 214th in Gay for Most Income Equality, scoring 21.06 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 664thMost Rebellious Youth: 800thMost Efficient Economies: 898thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 906thMost Armed: 934thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,219thMost Politically Free: 1,583rdTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,767thHighest Economic Output: 1,997thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,038thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,053rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,082ndSmartest Citizens: 2,913thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,503rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,191stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,313thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,470thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,087thLargest Black Market: 5,362ndMost Cultured: 5,484thLargest Populations: 5,607thNudest: 5,705thMost Developed: 5,832ndMost Extreme: 5,902ndHighest Drug Use: 6,395thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,618thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,305thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,358thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,353rdTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,968thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,213thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,605thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,622ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,929thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,451stRudest Citizens: 12,777thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,214thMost Stationary: 13,465thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,425thNicest Citizens: 17,353rd
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the region

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