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Highest Crime Rates: 665th Most Rebellious Youth: 777th Most Efficient Economies: 866th
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Yoshi!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.794 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 3,431 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 204,325 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Isla de Yoshian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 45,184th in the world and 160th in Gay for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 665thMost Rebellious Youth: 777thMost Efficient Economies: 866thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 900thMost Armed: 935thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,311thTop
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Most Politically Free: 1,669thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,752ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,891stHighest Economic Output: 1,956thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,095thSmartest Citizens: 3,081stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,314thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,363rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,373rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,389thNudest: 4,566thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,588thLargest Black Market: 5,251stLargest Populations: 5,252ndHighest Drug Use: 5,314thMost Cultured: 5,505thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,518thMost Extreme: 5,733rdMost Developed: 6,126thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,357thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,143rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 7,930thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,440thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,576thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,555thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,250thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,983rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,598thMost Stationary: 12,289thRudest Citizens: 12,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,165th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the region

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  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

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