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Highest Drug Use: 508thHighest Crime Rates: 846thMost Rebellious Youth: 938th
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
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Yoshi!
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Isla de Yoshi

Population31.418 billion

CapitalDonut Plains
LeaderYellow Yoshi

Currencymelon
Animalpiranha plant

The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.418 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Social Policy and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 6,368 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 202,686 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 4,978th in the world and 7th in Gay for Most Stationary, with 3,238.70626056 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 508thHighest Crime Rates: 846thMost Rebellious Youth: 938thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,099thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,322ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,350thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,565thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,691stMost Politically Free: 1,768thMost Armed: 1,770thHighest Economic Output: 2,149thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,276thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,791stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,991stLargest Populations: 3,774thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,088thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,484thMost Stationary: 4,978thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,196thSmartest Citizens: 5,260thMost Cultured: 7,038thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,918thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,714thHighest Average Incomes: 9,797thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,224thHighest Food Quality: 14,251stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,233rdNudest: 15,457thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,546thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,712thNicest Citizens: 16,864thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,485thMost Influential: 20,142ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,037thLargest Black Market: 21,238thMost Efficient Economies: 22,335th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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