Population | 24.672 billion |
Capital | Donut Plains |
Leader | Yellow Yoshi |
Currency | melon |
Animal | piranha plant |
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.672 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 5,000 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 202,687 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Isla de Yoshi is ranked 69,438th in the world and 76th in Gay for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1.11 Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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Isla de Yoshi, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests.
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Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Isla de Yoshi, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
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Isla de Yoshi, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
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Isla de Yoshi, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
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Isla de Yoshi, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
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Isla de Yoshi, every workday begins with group therapy.
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Isla de Yoshi, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
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Isla de Yoshi, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Yellow Yoshi's most personal functions.