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Highest Drug Use: 43rd Highest Crime Rates: 691st Most Rebellious Youth: 786th
The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Yoshi!
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Region
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Isla de Yoshi

Population17.857 billion

CapitalDonut Plains
LeaderYellow Yoshi

Currencymelon
Animalpiranha plant

The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de Yoshi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yellow Yoshi with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.857 billion Isla de Yoshians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Social Policy and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donut Plains. The average income tax rate is 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla de Yoshian economy, worth a remarkable 3,648 trillion melons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 204,325 melons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Isla de Yoshian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isla de Yoshi's national animal is the piranha plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla de Yoshi is ranked 1,300th in the world and 1st in Gay for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 99.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Highest Drug Use: 43rdHighest Crime Rates: 691stMost Rebellious Youth: 786thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 854thMost Efficient Economies: 866thMost Armed: 1,007thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,300thMost Politically Free: 1,662ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,851stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,923rdHighest Economic Output: 1,971stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,010thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,148thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,245thSmartest Citizens: 3,448thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,273rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,288thHighest Average Incomes: 4,758thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,826thLargest Populations: 5,013thNudest: 5,118thMost Cultured: 5,617thLargest Black Market: 5,770thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,035thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,936thMost Developed: 7,309thMost Extreme: 7,466thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,012thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,463rdTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,566thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,870thMost Stationary: 10,857thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,627thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,856thRudest Citizens: 15,772ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,982ndNicest Citizens: 16,322nd
Top
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Isla de Yoshi was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Theocracy of Infidel State, killing 10 million zombies.

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