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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 875thLowest Crime Rates: 1,324thBest Weather: 1,603rd
The Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Dios, Libertad Y Protecion
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Isla De Militarias

Population24.615 billion

LeaderPresidente Adrianeo Gonzalo


The Socialist Republic of Isla De Militarias is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Presidente Adrianeo Gonzalo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 24.615 billion Militareňos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palmas. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient militar economy, worth a remarkable 4,926 trillion Riyals a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,145 Riyals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Presidente Adrianeo Gonzalo tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla De Militarias's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Isla De Militarias is ranked 11,618th in the world and 33rd in Declansburg for Smartest Citizens, with 85.88 quips per hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 875thLowest Crime Rates: 1,324thBest Weather: 1,603rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,654thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,810thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,451stHealthiest Citizens: 2,453rdLargest Governments: 2,603rdHighest Economic Output: 2,667thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,907thMost Efficient Economies: 3,083rdMost Devout: 3,092ndSafest: 3,153rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,186thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,375thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,526thMost Patriotic: 3,696thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,920thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,100thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,053rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,367thMost Developed: 5,546thLargest Populations: 5,734thHighest Food Quality: 5,970thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,251stHighest Average Incomes: 7,460thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,586thMost Cultured: 8,168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,236thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,208thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,225thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,482ndMost Inclusive: 9,868thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,586thSmartest Citizens: 11,618thNicest Citizens: 13,178thTop
Most Influential: 16,715thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,177thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,232nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionNudest: 40th in the region

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