The Socialist Republic of Isla De Militarias is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Presidente Adrianeo Gonzalo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 24.615 billion Militareňos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palmas. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient militar economy, worth a remarkable 4,926 trillion Riyals a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,145 Riyals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Presidente Adrianeo Gonzalo tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla De Militarias's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Isla De Militarias is ranked 11,618^th in the world and 33^rd in Declansburg for Smartest Citizens, with 85.88 quips per hour.