The Regional Republic of Isla De Militarias is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Presidente Adrianeo Gonzalo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 20.492 billion Militareňos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowano. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient militar economy, worth a remarkable 3,802 trillion Rawas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,567 Rawas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla De Militarias's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Isla De Militarias is ranked 217,038^th in the world and 38^th in Novus Lucidum for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -10.95 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.