The Republic of Ishkabibber is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 44.187 billion Ishkabibberians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ishkabibberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,730 trillion doleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 39,169 doleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ishkabibber's national animal is the lasa ahpso, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ishkabibber is ranked 33,751^st in the world and 290^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.59 law-abiding acts per hour.