Population | 16.702 billion |
Capital | Drevesina |
Leader | Your Favorite Weeaboo |
Faith | paganism |
Currency | toskovat |
Animal | Golden Lion Tamarin |
The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.702 billion Isbjornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 5,374 trillion toskovats a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 321,779 toskovats, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer toskovats on liquor and tobacco, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, movie references are legally admissible in court, and there is something rotten in the state of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is paganism.
Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 307,272nd in the world and 318th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.83 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, there is something rotten in the state of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani.
- : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, movie references are legally admissible in court.
- : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
- : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer toskovats on liquor and tobacco.
- : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops.
- : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
- : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, the government prefers to leave the past buried.
- : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue.
- : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
- : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.