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Most Subsidized Industry: 45thMost Ignorant Citizens: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74th
The Mercurial World of
Iron Fist Consumerists
How could I doubt the obvious?
Your Favorite Weeaboo
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani

Population16.702 billion

CapitalDrevesina
LeaderYour Favorite Weeaboo
Faithpaganism

Currencytoskovat
AnimalGolden Lion Tamarin

The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.702 billion Isbjornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 5,374 trillion toskovats a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 321,779 toskovats, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer toskovats on liquor and tobacco, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, movie references are legally admissible in court, and there is something rotten in the state of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 307,272nd in the world and 318th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.83 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 45thMost Ignorant Citizens: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 86thMost Primitive: 108thMost Corrupt Governments: 122ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 135thMost Avoided: 142ndHighest Crime Rates: 161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 226thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 260thFattest Citizens: 275thHighest Drug Use: 290thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 294thLargest Retail Industry: 326thMost Armed: 342ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 493rdLargest Black Market: 515thMost Efficient Economies: 915thRudest Citizens: 1,191stMost Secular: 1,312thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,637thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,221stHighest Average Incomes: 2,290thLargest Governments: 2,528thHighest Economic Output: 2,920thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,798thLargest Mining Sector: 4,845thMost Stationary: 6,963rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,731stMost Influential: 10,543rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,410thNudest: 13,711thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,954thLargest Populations: 22,193rdMost Conservative: 22,331st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Conservative: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the region

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