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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 45thMost Subsidized Industry: 48thMost Primitive: 57th
The Sick Beat of
Father Knows Best State
It's often said I should get some girly hobbies instead
Your Favorite Weeaboo
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani

Population13.206 billion

CapitalDrevesina
LeaderYour Favorite Weeaboo
Faithpaganism

Currencytoskovat
AnimalGolden Lion Tamarin

The Sick Beat of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.206 billion Isbjornians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 3,746 trillion toskovats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 283,715 toskovats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians look weirdly alike, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were, and prank shows are so hot right now. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 303rd in the world and 3rd in Forest for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 52,911.98 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 45thMost Subsidized Industry: 48thMost Primitive: 57thMost Ignorant Citizens: 68thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 215thMost Corrupt Governments: 225thMost Avoided: 226thHighest Crime Rates: 249thLargest Retail Industry: 303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 322ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 363rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 386thMost Armed: 391stFattest Citizens: 436thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 452ndLargest Black Market: 605thMost Efficient Economies: 1,365thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,516thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,754thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,864thRudest Citizens: 3,087thLargest Governments: 3,110thHighest Economic Output: 4,198thNudest: 7,340thMost Stationary: 8,087thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,521stMost Influential: 13,415thTop
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Largest Populations: 24,396thMost Secular: 24,452nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 30th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the region

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