Population | 9.998 billion |
Capital | Drevesina |
Leader | Your Favorite Weeaboo |
Faith | paganism |
Currency | toskovat |
Animal | Golden Lion Tamarin |
The Sick Beat of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.998 billion Isbjornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 2,407 trillion toskovats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 240,803 toskovats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, the country has essentially become 9.998 billion nations within a nation, and students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is paganism.
Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 450th in the world and 7th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 10,535.04 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games.
- : Following new legislation in
Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, the country has essentially become 9.998 billion nations within a nation.
- : Following new legislation in
Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
- : Following new legislation in
Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in
Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
- : Following new legislation in
Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
- : Following new legislation in
Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, there's a mortuary next to every Isbjornian restaurant.
- : Following new legislation in
Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.
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Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.