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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 84thMost Ignorant Citizens: 139thMost Subsidized Industry: 177th
The Sick Beat of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's often said I should get some girly hobbies instead
Your Favorite Weeaboo
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani

Population9.998 billion

CapitalDrevesina
LeaderYour Favorite Weeaboo
Faithpaganism

Currencytoskovat
AnimalGolden Lion Tamarin

The Sick Beat of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.998 billion Isbjornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 2,407 trillion toskovats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 240,803 toskovats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, the country has essentially become 9.998 billion nations within a nation, and students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 450th in the world and 7th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 10,535.04 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 84thMost Ignorant Citizens: 139thMost Subsidized Industry: 177thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 219thMost Primitive: 225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 388thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 400thMost Advanced Public Transport: 450thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 495thMost Corrupt Governments: 528thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 560thLargest Black Market: 690thLargest Retail Industry: 710thHighest Crime Rates: 884thFattest Citizens: 1,315thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,498thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,765thMost Armed: 1,879thMost Avoided: 2,028thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,136thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,594thMost Efficient Economies: 3,311thHighest Average Incomes: 3,859thRudest Citizens: 4,127thLargest Governments: 4,144thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,031stHighest Economic Output: 6,411thNudest: 7,345thMost Secular: 8,928thMost Stationary: 9,633rdTop
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Most Influential: 14,882ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,281st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, the country has essentially become 9.998 billion nations within a nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, there's a mortuary next to every Isbjornian restaurant.
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.
  • : Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.

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