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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,296thMost Influential: 3,377thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,478th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Power through discipline
Influence
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Isahaak

Population6.872 billion

CapitalAltocoq

Currencyjingles
Animalflamingo

The Constitutional Monarchy of Isahaak is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.872 billion Isahaakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altocoq. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isahaakian economy, worth 837 trillion jingleses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,850 jingleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Isahaakian as 'your finger, you fool', the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isahaak's national animal is the flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isahaak is ranked 21,652nd in the world and 527th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 89 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,296thTop
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Most Influential: 3,377thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,478thMost Devout: 14,543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,550thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 17,383rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,456thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,985thMost Cultured: 21,652ndMost Beautiful Environments: 21,761stHighest Food Quality: 23,399thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,531stMost Developed: 25,458thBest Weather: 27,039thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,303rdSmartest Citizens: 29,561st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 178th in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionMost Devout: 260th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 381st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 421st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 446th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 480th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 511th in the regionMost Cultured: 527th in the regionMost Developed: 543rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 558th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 585th in the region

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