The Constitutional Monarchy of Isahaak is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 454 million Isahaakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altocoq. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Isahaakian economy, worth 40.9 trillion jingleses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 90,032 jingleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Isahaakian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isahaak's national animal is the flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isahaak is ranked 221,113^th in the world and 7,593^rd in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 4.54 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.