Population | 6.872 billion |
Capital | Altocoq |
Currency | jingles |
Animal | flamingo |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Isahaak is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.872 billion Isahaakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altocoq. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Isahaakian economy, worth 837 trillion jingleses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,850 jingleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Isahaakian as 'your finger, you fool', the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and freedom is never freely given only when the alternative is too expensive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isahaak's national animal is the flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Isahaak is ranked 21,652nd in the world and 527th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 89 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Isahaak was endorsed by The Republic of CheeseBurrito.
- : Isahaak was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Isahaak was endorsed by The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
- : Isahaak was endorsed by The Kingdom of American Constituents.
- : Isahaak was endorsed by The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications.
- : Isahaak was endorsed by The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies.
- : Isahaak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Smartest Citizens.
- : Isahaak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Isahaak was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vaskeden.
- : Isahaak was endorsed by The Imperial Federation of Seyrus.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 80 » A mean old man, Axdel, BearStackof2015, Modra, The Three States of Fortuna, Enlil, Lanagon, Spiruvania, Davinhia, Kaigi, Fellon, From New World, Arasakami, East Malaysia, Dragons Blood, New Leganes, Kampf Empire, Pakitsk, Centrical Union, Aivintis, Hizuru, Kangarawa, Asendavia, Brethren, ReeK, ReReReRepublic, Thurland, Blobbo, Elejamie, Empire of Dabiristan, Agave, Mardom, The Marlands, Ridann, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Romanoddle Republic, OhCraplakistan, Lunma Un, Azosd, Marrabuk, Akimera, La Xinga, Tassirion, Dwightica, Wiranath, and 30 others.Pondingonia, Roissyland, Evrigenis, Troc, Murshan, Khusja, EmpireBR, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Zukchiva, Compton-Conway, Hunterdon, Angbo, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Atrocha, Dremaur, Evdon, Hieggary, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Katalantana, Liberatarianism, Seyrus, Vaskeden, Stellar Colonies, Langburn, Konyai, and CheeseBurrito.