The Constitutional Monarchy of Isahaak is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, complete lack of prisons, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.403 billion Isahaakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altocoq. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Isahaakian economy, worth 160 trillion jingleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 114,709 jingleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isahaak's national animal is the flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isahaak is ranked 98,202^nd in the world and 3,253^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,963.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.