The Republic of Isaac Langdon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.222 billion Isaac Langdonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isaac Langdonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,848 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Dollars on liquor and tobacco, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Isaac Langdonians like vultures, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isaac Langdon's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isaac Langdon is ranked 27,715^th in the world and 1,863^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.13 law-abiding acts per hour.