The Republic of Irpan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Felix Alexander with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.731 billion Irpanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irpan city. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.

The Irpanian economy, worth 114 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 65,887 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

President Felix Alexander has just been declared ruler of Irpan in an international press conference, Irpan has designated Irpan city as its capital city, a major religion has been named as Irpan's national religion, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Irpan's national animal is the Bear.

Irpan is ranked 88,119^th in the world and 17^th in Greater Olympus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,752.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.