The Holy Catholic Republic of Irongirong is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Mordecai Taal with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, devout population of 4.118 billion Ironggos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iwoo City. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ironggian economy, worth 358 trillion Kwartas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,054 Kwartas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, populations of two-headed Pandas have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Irongirong's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Irongirong is ranked 57,663^rd in the world and 1,137^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 528.98697394812 days.