The Kingdom of Ironbench is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.398 billion Ironbenchians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The thriving Ironbenchian economy, worth 659 trillion Latinums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 63,458 Latinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,624 per year while the poor average 12,944, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ironbench's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ironbench is ranked 135,241^st in the world and 12^th in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Healthiest Citizens, with 1 bananas ingested per day.