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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 783rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 898th Fattest Citizens: 1,051st
The Pishdadian Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
King of Kings, Nation of Nations, Empire of Empires
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

IranIran

Population23.617 billion

CapitalPasargadae
LeaderPadishah Shāhanshāh Jahanshah Dārayava
FaithPolytheism and Monotheism

CurrencyDaric
AnimalShahbaz

The Pishdadian Empire of IranIran is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Padishah Shāhanshāh Jahanshah Dārayava with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.617 billion subjects enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pasargadae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pishdadian economy, worth a remarkable 5,237 trillion Darics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 221,774 Darics, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,818,224 per year while the poor average 5,737, a ratio of 316 to 1.

Chickens roam the streets freely, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Padishah Shāhanshāh Jahanshah Dārayava, Padishah Shāhanshāh Jahanshah Dārayava's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and IranIran's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. IranIran's national animal is the Shahbaz, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheism and Monotheism.

IranIran is ranked 11,832nd in the world and 8th in Middle East for Most Corrupt Governments, with 79.04 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Top
1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 783rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 898thFattest Citizens: 1,051stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,142ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,271stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,286thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,413thHighest Economic Output: 1,455thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,524thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,555thTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,908thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,348thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,868thMost Avoided: 2,887thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,141stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,304thLargest Populations: 3,724thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,945thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,238thLargest Mining Sector: 4,518thHighest Average Incomes: 4,546thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,562ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,689thMost Efficient Economies: 5,511thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,410thLargest Retail Industry: 8,128thTop
10%
Nudest: 9,009thLargest Black Market: 9,250thMost Stationary: 11,750thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,832ndMost Pro-Market: 11,849thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,935thLargest Governments: 15,415th
Top
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the region

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  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 5% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : IranIran was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

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