by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 364thMost Developed: 423rdHealthiest Citizens: 473rd
The United States of
Left-wing Utopia
In God We Trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population18.697 billion



The United States of Iramerica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.697 billion Iramericans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehrangton. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Iramerican economy, worth a remarkable 4,354 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,921 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, birth rates have hit an all-time low, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Iramerica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Iramerica is ranked 219,652nd in the world and 12th in Iran for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -875.57 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 364thMost Developed: 423rdHealthiest Citizens: 473rdLongest Average Lifespans: 479thMost Advanced Public Transport: 638thMost Cheerful Citizens: 668thMost Cultured: 694thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 942ndBest Weather: 1,080thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,183rdLargest Governments: 1,237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,288thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,324thSafest: 1,334thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,496thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,527thSmartest Citizens: 1,633rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,785thMost Efficient Economies: 1,933rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,284thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,322ndHighest Economic Output: 2,358thMost Pacifist: 2,563rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,620thNicest Citizens: 4,012thHighest Average Incomes: 4,123rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,423rdMost Inclusive: 6,390thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,914thLargest Populations: 7,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,784thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,419thMost Secular: 10,279thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,641stTop
Most Politically Free: 15,282ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,460thMost Income Equality: 21,310thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,864th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

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