by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 359thMost Developed: 375thLongest Average Lifespans: 431st
The United States of
Left-wing Utopia
In God We Trust
WA Delegate / President
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population17.27 billion



The United States of Iramerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.27 billion Iramericans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehrangton. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Iramerican economy, worth a remarkable 4,025 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,090 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, birth rates have hit an all-time low, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Iramerica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Iramerica is ranked 175,110th in the world and 51st in Iran for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -29.46 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 359thMost Developed: 375thLongest Average Lifespans: 431stHealthiest Citizens: 447thMost Cheerful Citizens: 645thMost Cultured: 661stMost Advanced Public Transport: 664thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 944thBest Weather: 1,050thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,111thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,141stLargest Governments: 1,196thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,210thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,269thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,285thSafest: 1,340thSmartest Citizens: 1,557thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,566thMost Efficient Economies: 1,769thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,773rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,816thLowest Crime Rates: 2,229thHighest Economic Output: 2,357thMost Pacifist: 2,476thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,554thNicest Citizens: 3,711thHighest Average Incomes: 3,993rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,101stMost Inclusive: 5,815thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,078thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,896thMost Politically Free: 6,940thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,664thLargest Populations: 8,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,602ndMost Secular: 8,701stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,543rdMost Influential: 13,183rd
Most Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 4th in the region

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