The United States of Iramerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.27 billion Iramericans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehrangton. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Iramerican economy, worth a remarkable 4,025 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,090 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, birth rates have hit an all-time low, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Iramerica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Iramerica agreed to construct embassies between Iran and Cheddar.
- : Iramerica agreed to construct embassies between Iran and The united nations of liberalia.
- : Iramerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Iramerica was endorsed by The Republic of A Scarecrow.
- : Iramerica renamed the office held by The Speed Demon of Fastest Man Alive from "Security Officer" to "Secretary of Homeland Security" in Iran.
- : Iramerica appointed Iramerica as President with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Iran.
- : Iramerica's influence in Iran rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Iramerica removed the tag "Invader" from Iran.
- : Iramerica appointed The Speed Demon of Fastest Man Alive as Security Officer with authority over Border Control in Iran.
- : Iramerica lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
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