by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 357th Largest Welfare Programs: 373rd Healthiest Citizens: 412th
The United States of
Left-wing Utopia
In God We Trust
WA Delegate / President
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population15.612 billion



The United States of Iramerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.612 billion Iramericans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehrangton. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Iramerican economy, worth a remarkable 3,642 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,337 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, birth rates have hit an all-time low, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Iramerica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Iramerica is ranked 173,105th in the world and 27th in Iran for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -29.39 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 357thLargest Welfare Programs: 373rdHealthiest Citizens: 412thMost Cheerful Citizens: 623rdMost Developed: 627thMost Cultured: 636thMost Advanced Public Transport: 707thLongest Average Lifespans: 755thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 947thBest Weather: 1,010thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,089thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,115thLargest Governments: 1,156thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,246thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,304thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,333rdSafest: 1,371stSmartest Citizens: 1,500thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,695thTop
Most Pacifist: 1,840thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,899thLowest Crime Rates: 2,176thHighest Economic Output: 2,385thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,485thHighest Average Incomes: 3,527thNicest Citizens: 3,583rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,356thMost Politically Free: 5,124thMost Inclusive: 5,724thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,979thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,360thLargest Populations: 8,557thTop
Most Secular: 8,866thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,872ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,178th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Ambassador Margaret Thatcher.

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