by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 358th Largest Welfare Programs: 369th Healthiest Citizens: 413th
The United States of
Left-wing Utopia
In God We Trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population15.805 billion



The United States of Iramerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.805 billion Iramericans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehrangton. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Iramerican economy, worth a remarkable 3,684 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,146 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, birth rates have hit an all-time low, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Iramerica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Iramerica is ranked 169,794th in the world and 26th in Iran for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -858.73 on the Hayek Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 358thLargest Welfare Programs: 369thHealthiest Citizens: 413thMost Cheerful Citizens: 622ndMost Developed: 632ndMost Cultured: 638thMost Advanced Public Transport: 680thLongest Average Lifespans: 760thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 940thBest Weather: 1,011thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,091stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,129thLargest Governments: 1,156thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,240thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,283rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,317thSafest: 1,367thSmartest Citizens: 1,502ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,655thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,656thTop
Most Pacifist: 1,840thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,864thLowest Crime Rates: 2,195thHighest Economic Output: 2,365thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,462ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,534thNicest Citizens: 3,594thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,257thMost Inclusive: 5,719thMost Politically Free: 5,876thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,058thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,418thLargest Populations: 8,504thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,871stMost Secular: 8,877thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,466th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the region

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