The Commonwealth of Iopjvi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lebgyak Lasx with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.302 billion Iopjvians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirsim. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Iopjvian economy, worth 891 trillion Cikkyqs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,402 Cikkyqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
People have become comfortably numb, Lebgyak Lasx is famed for giving great back rubs, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, and the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iopjvi's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Iopjvi is ranked 275,063rd in the world and 13,228th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Iopjvi, the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt.
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Iopjvi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in
Iopjvi, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
- : Following new legislation in
Iopjvi, Lebgyak Lasx is famed for giving great back rubs.
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Iopjvi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in
Iopjvi, people have become comfortably numb.
- : Following new legislation in
Iopjvi, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in
Iopjvi, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in
Iopjvi, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
- : Following new legislation in
Iopjvi, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.