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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,612thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,470th
The United Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Strong And Free, To Eternity
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Iomallach

Population6.374 billion

CapitalDłn Mhaltas
LeaderGaelear XVI

CurrencyMallachi Sterling
AnimalKestrel

The United Kingdom of Iomallach is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gaelear XVI with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.374 billion Mallachi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dłn Mhaltas. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mallachi economy, worth 599 trillion Mallachi Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 93,989 Mallachi Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iomallach's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Iomallach is ranked 239,735th in the world and 169th in Caer Sidi for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.27 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,612thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,470thNicest Citizens: 4,636thMost Inclusive: 6,888thHighest Food Quality: 6,957thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,501stHealthiest Citizens: 7,577thMost Cultured: 8,146thMost Pacifist: 8,991stSafest: 9,239thBest Weather: 9,761stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,392ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,607thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,083rdTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 13,078thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,742ndSmartest Citizens: 15,138thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,595thMost Influential: 18,428thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,184thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,269thLowest Crime Rates: 19,381stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,815thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,579thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,055thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,670th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Iomallach, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Iomallach, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Iomallach, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Iomallach, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Iomallach, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Iomallach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Iomallach, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Iomallach, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Iomallach, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Iomallach, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.

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