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Best Weather: 1,187thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,391st
The Ambassador State of
Democratic Socialists
Environmental Experiment of Ioavollr
Influence
Vassal
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Ioavollr Environmental

Population15.717 billion

Currencyunit
AnimalKodiak

The Ambassador State of Ioavollr Environmental is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.717 billion Ioavollr Environmentalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Ioavollr Environmentalian economy, worth 623 trillion units a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,690 units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioavollr Environmental's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioavollr Environmental is ranked 220,323rd in the world and 58th in Trade Market for Rudest Citizens, with 17.8 Insults Per Minute.

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Best Weather: 1,187thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,391stTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,515thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,782ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,210thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,965thNicest Citizens: 5,887thMost Inclusive: 5,967thSafest: 6,764thHealthiest Citizens: 7,456thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,138thLargest Governments: 9,904thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,667thTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,949thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,247thLargest Populations: 15,294thLowest Crime Rates: 16,307thMost Secular: 16,729thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,812thSmartest Citizens: 19,079thMost Cultured: 19,775th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ioavollr Environmental's influence in Trade Market fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Ioavollr Environmental, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioavollr Environmental, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioavollr Environmental, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioavollr Environmental, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioavollr Environmental, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioavollr Environmental, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioavollr Environmental, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioavollr Environmental, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ioavollr Environmental, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Leader's questionably sane new coalition partners.

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