by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 463rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 953rdFattest Citizens: 1,036th
The Rogue Nation of
Individual liberty before greater good. Always.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population17.981 billion

CapitalCastille de Terro
LeaderJean-Baptiste Calderone

CurrencyInyurstan Dollar
AnimalFer de Lance

The Rogue Nation of Inyourfaceistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jean-Baptiste Calderone with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.981 billion Inyurstans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Healthcare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castille de Terro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The all-consuming Inyourfaceistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,630 trillion Inyurstan Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 146,310 Inyurstan Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Inyourfaceistan, and games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Inyourfaceistan's national animal is the Fer de Lance, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Inyourfaceistan is ranked 240,486th in the world and 10th in Kali Yuga for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -15.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 463rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 953rdFattest Citizens: 1,036thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,046thHighest Crime Rates: 1,056thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,252ndMost Armed: 1,342ndHighest Drug Use: 1,981stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,539thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,136thRudest Citizens: 4,086thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,288thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,890thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,211thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,284thHighest Economic Output: 5,714thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,752ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,890thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,328thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,153rdMost Cultured: 8,611thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,602ndLargest Populations: 9,786thNudest: 10,076thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,105thHighest Average Incomes: 14,904thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,730thMost Politically Free: 16,430thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,930thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,300thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,445thLargest Retail Industry: 19,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,959thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,983rd
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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