by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 464thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 952ndFattest Citizens: 1,036th
The Rogue Nation of
Individual liberty before greater good. Always.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population17.981 billion

CapitalCastille de Terro
LeaderJean-Baptiste Calderone

CurrencyInyurstan Dollar
AnimalFer de Lance

The Rogue Nation of Inyourfaceistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jean-Baptiste Calderone with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.981 billion Inyurstans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Healthcare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castille de Terro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The all-consuming Inyourfaceistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,630 trillion Inyurstan Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 146,310 Inyurstan Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Inyourfaceistan, and games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Inyourfaceistan's national animal is the Fer de Lance, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Inyourfaceistan is ranked 240,828th in the world and 10th in Kali Yuga for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -15.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 464thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 952ndFattest Citizens: 1,036thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,046thHighest Crime Rates: 1,057thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,252ndMost Armed: 1,341stHighest Drug Use: 1,980thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,539thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,136thRudest Citizens: 4,083rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,324thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,893rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,203rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,288thHighest Economic Output: 5,717thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,750thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,888thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,319thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,158thMost Cultured: 8,616thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,627thLargest Populations: 9,774thNudest: 10,060thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,111thHighest Average Incomes: 14,915thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,870thMost Politically Free: 16,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,907thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,328thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,431stLargest Retail Industry: 19,908thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,958thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,973rd
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the region

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