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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 437th Highest Crime Rates: 1,002nd Fattest Citizens: 1,026th
The Rogue Nation of
Anarchy
Individual liberty before greater good. Always.
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Inyourfaceistan

Population14.264 billion

CapitalCastille de Terro
LeaderJean-Baptiste Calderone

CurrencyInyurstan Dollar
AnimalFer de Lance

The Rogue Nation of Inyourfaceistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jean-Baptiste Calderone with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.264 billion Inyurstans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Healthcare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castille de Terro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The all-consuming Inyourfaceistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion Inyurstan Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 146,759 Inyurstan Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Inyourfaceistan, and games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Inyourfaceistan's national animal is the Fer de Lance, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Inyourfaceistan is ranked 165,413th in the world and 1st in Alliance of Revolutionary Conglomerates for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 437thHighest Crime Rates: 1,002ndFattest Citizens: 1,026thMost Armed: 1,039thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,087thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,499thTop
5%
Highest Drug Use: 1,890thMost Stationary: 2,319thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,643rdRudest Citizens: 3,064thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,433rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,688thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,137thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,562ndMost Politically Free: 5,199thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,474thHighest Economic Output: 5,481stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,600thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,977thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,544thNudest: 6,723rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,842ndMost Influential: 7,770thMost Cultured: 8,519thTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,151stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,062ndLargest Populations: 10,085thMost Extreme: 12,008thHighest Average Incomes: 13,402ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,754thMost Pro-Market: 14,876thLargest Retail Industry: 16,745thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,963rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Inyourfaceistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Inyourfaceistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Inyourfaceistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Inyourfaceistan, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Inyourfaceistan, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Inyourfaceistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Inyourfaceistan, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Following new legislation in Inyourfaceistan, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Inyourfaceistan, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Jean-Baptiste Calderone holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker.
  • : Following new legislation in Inyourfaceistan, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Inyourfaceistan, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.

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