The Zombie of Inven is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by William Churchill with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.327 billion Invenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Creativ. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Invenian economy, worth 585 trillion Invenian Universal Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,030 Invenian Universal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inven's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Invenism.

Inven is ranked 217,649^th in the world and 58^th in Lily for Rudest Citizens, with 6.32 Insults Per Minute.