The Syndycalist Republic of Intlyiatin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Committee of Social Justice with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 31.602 billion Intlyi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necrothorn. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Intlyi economy, worth a remarkable 5,718 trillion winds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 180,969 winds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intlyiatin's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Intlyiatin is ranked 219^th in the world and 4^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 36,870.49 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.