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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,082nd Most Influential: 4,503rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,736th
The Ancient Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Finxerunt animi, raro et perpauca loquentis
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
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The Ancient Kingdom of Intellia cru is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 796 million Intellia cruans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arivarntaur. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intellia cruan economy, worth 100 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,933 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Intellia cruan lands, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intellia cru's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Intellia cru is ranked 83,456th in the world and 4,449th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 561.56 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,082ndMost Influential: 4,503rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,736thMost Developed: 5,512thMost Pacifist: 5,744thNicest Citizens: 5,919thMost Inclusive: 6,468thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,748thHealthiest Citizens: 7,161stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,462ndBest Weather: 7,849thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,024thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,046thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,692ndSmartest Citizens: 8,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,308thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,016thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,712thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,988thLowest Crime Rates: 11,257thSafest: 11,390thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,961stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,496thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,526thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,549thLargest Governments: 12,846thMost Cultured: 13,618thMost Politically Free: 13,938thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,862nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 145th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 262nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 277th in the regionMost Developed: 290th in the regionMost Pacifist: 293rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 315th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 348th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 355th in the regionMost Inclusive: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 388th in the regionBest Weather: 407th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 415th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 425th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 430th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 437th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 467th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 479th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 479th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 492nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 493rd in the regionLargest Governments: 527th in the regionSafest: 534th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 568th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 599th in the regionMost Politically Free: 614th in the regionMost Cultured: 654th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 669th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 697th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 714th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 718th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 775th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 783rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Intellia cru, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Intellia cru, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Intellia cru was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Intellia cru, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Intellia cru, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Intellia cruan lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Intellia cru, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Following new legislation in Intellia cru, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Intellia cru, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Intellia cru, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Intellia cru, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.


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