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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,817thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,804thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,089th
The Rogue Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Insert nameistan

Population1.031 billion

CapitalSan Francesjo
LeaderLord Quack The Great

CurrencySand Dollar
AnimalKiwi

The Rogue Nation of Insert nameistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Quack The Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.031 billion Insert Nameistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francesjo. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Insert nameistanian economy, worth 55.5 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,869 Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, Lord Quack The Great is the self-declared God of all Insert nameistan, Big Belly is watching you, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insert nameistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Insert nameistan is ranked 151,723rd in the world and 24th in Nordic Lands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,804thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,089thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,534thBest Weather: 15,885thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,028thNicest Citizens: 17,345thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,351stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,388thMost Income Equality: 20,100thMost Pacifist: 20,518th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Insert nameistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Factory Farming Ban".
  • : Insert nameistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Hippopotamuses".
  • : Following new legislation in Insert nameistan, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Insert nameistan, Big Belly is watching you.
  • : Following new legislation in Insert nameistan, Lord Quack The Great is the self-declared God of all Insert nameistan.
  • : Insert nameistan was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Insert nameistan, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Insert nameistan, political shows are fit for purpose.
  • : Insert nameistan's influence in Nordic Lands rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Insert nameistan, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.

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