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Most Ignorant Citizens: 506thMost Armed: 770thLargest Gambling Industry: 791st
The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
BEST COUNTRY EVARRR
Heavy Funk MacCrum
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Insaniteepee

Population3.39 billion

CapitalThe Middle of a Crater
LeaderHeavy Funk MacCrum
FaithSniffing Glue

CurrencyBaked Potato
AnimalBox Jellyfish

The Dominion of Insaniteepee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Heavy Funk MacCrum with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.39 billion Insaniteepees have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Middle of a Crater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Insaniteepee economy, worth 515 trillion Baked Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 152,212 Baked Potatoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,311 per year while the poor average 28,019, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, and it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it". Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Insaniteepee's national animal is the Box Jellyfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Sniffing Glue.

Insaniteepee is ranked 267,719th in the world and 6,922nd in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 0.31 quips per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 506thMost Armed: 770thLargest Gambling Industry: 791stHighest Crime Rates: 958thMost Primitive: 1,009thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,134thMost Avoided: 1,488thNudest: 1,737thFattest Citizens: 1,814thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,840thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,962ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,374thLargest Mining Sector: 3,514thRudest Citizens: 4,624thLargest Black Market: 5,416thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,664thLargest Retail Industry: 6,108thMost Devout: 6,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,263rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,016thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,992ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,765thMost Patriotic: 17,450thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,148thMost Efficient Economies: 22,939th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Primitive: 49th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th in the regionNudest: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 73rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 165th in the regionRudest Citizens: 212th in the regionLargest Black Market: 246th in the regionMost Devout: 280th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 294th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 329th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 351st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 486th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 517th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 599th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 660th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Insaniteepee, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it".
  • : Insaniteepee was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniteepee, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniteepee, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
  • : Insaniteepee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Insaniteepee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniteepee, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniteepee, scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniteepee, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniteepee, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".

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