The Dominion of Insaniteepee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Heavy Funk MacCrum with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.39 billion Insaniteepees have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Middle of a Crater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Insaniteepee economy, worth 515 trillion Baked Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 152,212 Baked Potatoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 575,311 per year while the poor average 28,019, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, and it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it". Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Insaniteepee's national animal is the Box Jellyfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Sniffing Glue.

Insaniteepee is ranked 267,719^th in the world and 6,922^nd in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 0.31 quips per hour.