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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,357th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,494th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,699th
The Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
In conflict, peace
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Insane Cucumbers

Population127 million

CurrencyEuro
AnimalEagle

The Kingdom of Insane Cucumbers is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 127 million Insane Cucumbersians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Insane Cucumbersian economy, worth 6.87 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 54,087 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insane Cucumbers's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Insane Cucumbers is ranked 154,184th in the world and 6,955th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,357thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,494thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,699th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 293rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 385th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 419th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 574th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Insane Cucumbers, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Insane Cucumbers, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Insane Cucumbers, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n.
  • : Following new legislation in Insane Cucumbers, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience.
  • : Following new legislation in Insane Cucumbers, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Insane Cucumbers, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
  • : Following new legislation in Insane Cucumbers, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Insane Cucumbers City.
  • : Following new legislation in Insane Cucumbers, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Insane Cucumbers, CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Insane Cucumbers, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.

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