The Enigmatic Paradise of Inorganic Tomb Thing is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Sarah with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The devout population of 2.011 billion Things enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Eden. The average income tax rate is 11.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Thingy economy, worth 154 trillion notes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,914 notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and Queen Sarah has just been declared ruler of Inorganic Tomb Thing in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Inorganic Tomb Thing's national animal is the songbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Inorganic Tomb Thing is ranked 112,121^st in the world and 3,483^rd in Lazarus for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 67.35 Workforce Participation Rate.