The Enigmatic Paradise of Inorganic Tomb Thing is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The devout population of 1.361 billion Things enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Eden. The average income tax rate is 11.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Thingy economy, worth 104 trillion notes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,914 notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Inorganic Tomb Thing has designated New Eden as its capital city, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Inorganic Tomb Thing's national animal is the songbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Inorganic Tomb Thing is ranked 22,440^th in the world and 1,298^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 76.85 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.