The Allied States of Inner Kinglagi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Celica A Mercury with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.494 billion Inner Kinglagians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hache Rotir. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Kinglagian economy, worth 402 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,132 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Kinglagi's national animal is the Fox McCloud, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Inner Kinglagi is ranked 80,789^th in the world and 142^nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Extreme, scoring 21.92 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.