The Democratic People's Republic of Inner Bele Levy Epies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.558 billion Inner Bele Levy Epiesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belevygrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Bele Levy Epiesian economy, worth 927 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,730 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 503,721 per year while the poor average 19,742, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, Brasilistan is being evacuated after its designation as 'Test Zone 1 - Nuclear', and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Bele Levy Epies's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nothing.

Inner Bele Levy Epies is ranked 238,572^nd in the world and 9,595^th in Suspicious for Most Secular, with 14.25 Atheism Rate.