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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,504thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,289thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,595th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
By The Government For The People
Comrade Leader
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Inner Bele Levy Epies

Population9.665 billion

CapitalBelevygrad
LeaderComrade Leader
FaithNothing

Currencyruble
Animalbear

The Democratic People's Republic of Inner Bele Levy Epies is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.665 billion Inner Bele Levy Epiesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belevygrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Bele Levy Epiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,730 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 503,721 per year while the poor average 19,742, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, Brasilistan is being evacuated after its designation as 'Test Zone 1 - Nuclear', and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Bele Levy Epies's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nothing.

Inner Bele Levy Epies is ranked 293,501st in the world and 79th in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Cultured, scoring 50 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,504thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,289thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,595thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,855thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,081stTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,006thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,006thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,284thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,509thHighest Economic Output: 23,847thMost Authoritarian: 25,680thMost Conservative: 27,876thBest Weather: 28,130th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the region

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