Population | 9.665 billion |
Capital | Belevygrad |
Leader | Comrade Leader |
Faith | Nothing |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | bear |
The Democratic People's Republic of Inner Bele Levy Epies is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.665 billion Inner Bele Levy Epiesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belevygrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Inner Bele Levy Epiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,730 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 503,721 per year while the poor average 19,742, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.
Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, Brasilistan is being evacuated after its designation as 'Test Zone 1 - Nuclear', and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Bele Levy Epies's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nothing.
Inner Bele Levy Epies is ranked 293,501st in the world and 79th in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Cultured, scoring 50 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Inner Bele Levy Epies's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Inner Bele Levy Epies's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Truckler".
- : Inner Bele Levy Epies's influence in Keep of Darkness XL rose from "Zero" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Inner Bele Levy Epies relocated from Suspicious to Keep of Darkness XL.
- : Inner Bele Levy Epies's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Inner Bele Levy Epies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Inner Bele Levy Epies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Inner Bele Levy Epies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Inner Bele Levy Epies's influence in Suspicious fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : Inner Bele Levy Epies's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".