The Incorporated States of Inner AginanaUsordia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Councilman Dmitri Papaianache with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.956 billion Innais hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aginana-Usordis. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner AginanaUsordian economy, worth 751 trillion Argentas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 126,229 Argentas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Inner AginanaUsordia's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Victinism.

Inner AginanaUsordia is ranked 9,723^rd in the world and 2^nd in Lasagna for Most Developed, scoring 90.41 on the Human Development Index.