The Incorporated States of Inner AginanaUsordia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Councilman Dmitri Papaianache with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.084 billion Innais hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aginana-Usordis. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner AginanaUsordian economy, worth 639 trillion Argentas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 125,819 Argentas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government's stance on marriage is 'Let Innais marry themselves', public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Inner AginanaUsordia's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Victinism.

Inner AginanaUsordia is ranked 174,891^st in the world and 13^th in Lasagna for Most Pacifist, with 32.99 Cheeks Turned Per Day.