The Queendom of Inkopolitia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Surume with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.625 billion Inkopolitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inkopolitian economy, worth 216 trillion Ikallars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 133,248 Ikallars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inkopolitia's national animal is the squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Squidism.

Inkopolitia is ranked 29,865^th in the world and 1^st in Neo Terra Nostra for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,802.24 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.