The Empire of Inimicus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Artabanos with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.708 billion Inimicians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telum. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Inimician economy, worth a remarkable 3,265 trillion Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 207,915 Guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Inimician Moonshine", and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Inimicus's national animal is the Artie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Inimicus is ranked 40,883^rd in the world and 20^th in European Union for Most Stationary, with 726.15594498212 days.