The Republic of INIESTAN is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 342 million INIESTANIANS are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mantana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The frighteningly efficient INIESTANIAN economy, worth 46.7 trillion Iniestan Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 136,406 Iniestan Rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 966,694 per year while the poor average 6,424, a ratio of 150 to 1.

It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. INIESTAN's national animal is the WHITE TIGER, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

INIESTAN is ranked 81,738^th in the world and 16^th in Hive for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,619.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.