Population | 32.018 billion |
Capital | Sequana |
Leader | Biagius the Cynic |
Currency | Polion |
Animal | Penguin |
The Most Serene Republic of Information Fountains is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Biagius the Cynic with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.018 billion Information Fountainsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sequana. The income tax rate is 100%.
The Information Fountainsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,290 trillion Polions a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,249 Polions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Information Fountains's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Information Fountains is ranked 630th in the world and 1st in Fountains of Minutiae for Most Stationary, with 5,341.70491464 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Information Fountains was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Information Fountains, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
- : Following new legislation in Information Fountains, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Following new legislation in Information Fountains, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- : Information Fountains voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Information Fountains voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in Information Fountains, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
- : Following new legislation in Information Fountains, Information Fountainsian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in Information Fountains, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Information Fountains, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.