The Broadcasting Corporation of InfoEurope is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.429 billion Europeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europe. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The InfoEuropean economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,361 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

InfoEurope has designated Europe as its capital city, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is relatively low. InfoEurope's national animal is the European Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

InfoEurope is ranked 113,762^nd in the world and 367^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -23.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.