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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4thMost Devout: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd
The Endless Atzoatl-Huetziz of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Food poisoning and mad cow disease.
God-on-Earth Quetzalcoatl the Bright Sun
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Infinite Coscotlan

Population8.884 billion

CapitalQuetzalopocatolpatanlopochtlicotlancatan
LeaderGod-on-Earth Quetzalcoatl the Bright Sun
Faith🌞

CurrencyTrolcatlolcanlol
AnimalQuetzalcoatl

The Endless Atzoatl-Huetziz of Infinite Coscotlan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by God-on-Earth Quetzalcoatl the Bright Sun with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.884 billion Cahuatin are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quetzalopocatolpatanlopochtlicotlancatan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Coscotlanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,660 trillion Trolcatlolcanlols a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 412,053 Trolcatlolcanlols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infinite Coscotlan's national animal is the Quetzalcoatl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🌞.

Infinite Coscotlan is ranked 50,281st in the world and 1st in The Warp for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.46 Bank.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4thMost Devout: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 33rdMost Primitive: 36thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40thBest Weather: 48thMost Corrupt Governments: 68thHighest Average Tax Rates: 136thMost Beautiful Environments: 179thLargest Governments: 199thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 208thLowest Crime Rates: 238thHighest Poor Incomes: 290thLargest Black Market: 364thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 529thHighest Average Incomes: 690thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,325thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,510thHighest Economic Output: 3,230thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,878thMost Authoritarian: 4,045thNudest: 5,796thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,850thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,030thMost Conservative: 6,749thMost Efficient Economies: 6,870thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,908thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,209thTop
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Most Extreme: 16,495th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Coscotlanian throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, Coscotlanian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.

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