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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th
The Endless Atzoatlaxixcalnican of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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God-on-Earth Itzcoatl the Endless Swarm
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Infinite Coscotlan

Population10.086 billion

CapitalQuetzalopocatolpatanlopochtlicotlancatan
LeaderGod-on-Earth Itzcoatl the Endless Swarm

CurrencyTrolcatlolcanlolcatlolcanlolcatlolcanlol
AnimalMarvellous and Bright Quetzalcoatl

The Endless Atzoatlaxixcalnican of Infinite Coscotlan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God-on-Earth Itzcoatl the Endless Swarm with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.086 billion Neo-Aztlaners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quetzalopocatolpatanlopochtlicotlancatan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Coscotlanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,972 trillion Trolcatlolcanlolcatlolcanlolcatlolcanlols a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,887 Trolcatlolcanlolcatlolcanlolcatlolcanlols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People's charity begins and ends at home, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, military spending recently hit a new high, and soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Infinite Coscotlan's national animal is the Marvellous and Bright Quetzalcoatl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Infinite Coscotlan is ranked 231,482nd in the world and 1st in The Warp for Most Inclusive, scoring 2.77 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Primitive: 33rdMost Patriotic: 35thBest Weather: 44thMost Corrupt Governments: 54thMost Beautiful Environments: 158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 172ndLargest Governments: 272ndHighest Poor Incomes: 342ndLargest Black Market: 365thHighest Average Incomes: 856thLowest Crime Rates: 943rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,165thMost Devout: 2,279thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,066thHighest Economic Output: 3,155thHealthiest Citizens: 3,191stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,148thNudest: 4,499thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,836thMost Efficient Economies: 6,910thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,131stRudest Citizens: 11,207thMost Authoritarian: 11,562ndTop
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Most Influential: 22,099thMost Stationary: 22,143rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, people's charity begins and ends at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Infinite Coscotlan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Marvellous And Bright Quetzalcoatl Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.

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