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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th Most Cultured: 159th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 176th
The GoT Pizza Delivery Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Hmmmmm.... WHAT IF... (writes a hypothetical)*
Yagami
Influence
Superpower
God of Fungus
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Infected Mushroom

Population10.397 billion

CapitalKira City
LeaderYagami

CurrencyKefkari
AnimalPixie

The GoT Pizza Delivery Empire of Infected Mushroom is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yagami with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 10.397 billion citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kira City. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Infected Mushroomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion Kefkaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,822 Kefkaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Black tea is only available on the black market, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers. Crime is totally unknown. Infected Mushroom's national animal is the Pixie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Infected Mushroom is ranked 17,051st in the world and 1st in Mount Olympus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 318,986.3 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40thMost Cultured: 159thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 176thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 367thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,006thFattest Citizens: 1,078thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,262ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,542ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,558thTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,865thLargest Retail Industry: 1,998thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,345thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,376thLargest Black Market: 2,866thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,950thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,425thHighest Average Incomes: 3,581stMost Efficient Economies: 3,692ndHighest Economic Output: 4,375thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,021stMost Stationary: 5,759thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,763rdMost Avoided: 7,397thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,594thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,957thMost Influential: 10,763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,300thNudest: 15,494th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Infected Mushroom altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • : Infected Mushroom changed its national leader to "Yagami" and its motto to "Hmmmmm.... WHAT IF... (writes a hypothetical)*".
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Infected Mushroom changed its national motto to "Hmmmmm.... WHAT IF...".
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, black tea is only available on the black market.
  • : Infected Mushroom altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.

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