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Largest Populations: 49thMost Dead: 163rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 174th
The Grand Old Duchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Moderation In All Things
Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

People:275,164,793
Zombies:29,789,243,104
Dead:8,795,168,047
Survival Rate:0.71%

Ineptia

Population38.859 billion

Currencynepto
Animalraccoon

The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.064 billion Ineptians, 29.789 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ineptian economy, worth a remarkable 2,914 trillion neptoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,010 neptoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Ineptia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ineptia is ranked 197,115th in the world and 9th in The Heartland for Most Avoided, scoring 0.8 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
1%
Largest Populations: 49thMost Dead: 163rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 174thMost Zombies: 383rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,965thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,053rdTop
5%
Most Stationary: 3,402ndFattest Citizens: 3,409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,776thHighest Economic Output: 4,579thMost Influential: 5,704thNicest Citizens: 5,729thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,744thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,056thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,146thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,939thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,953rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,100th
Top
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ineptia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Ineptia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Ineptia rejected a request from Traveling Wilburys for an embassy with The Heartland.
  • : Ineptia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Ineptia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Ineptia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Ineptia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Ineptia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Ineptia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Ineptia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Cheerful Citizens.

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