by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 42ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 160thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,204th
The Grand Old Duchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Moderation In All Things
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population43.801 billion


The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 43.801 billion Ineptians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ineptian economy, worth a remarkable 3,285 trillion neptoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,010 neptoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Ineptia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ineptia is ranked 7,085th in the world and 2nd in The Heartland for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 123.01 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Populations: 42ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 160thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,204thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,306thMost Stationary: 2,885thTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,734thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,348thHighest Economic Output: 5,419thMost Influential: 6,021stNicest Citizens: 6,779thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,085thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,203rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,243rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,267thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,817thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,881stMost Beautiful Environments: 29,620th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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