The Meritocratic Kingdom of IndyCar Racing is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Helio Castroneves with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.664 billion IndyCars are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indianapolis. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient IndyCar Racingian economy, worth a remarkable 2,889 trillion buchadolores a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 184,474 buchadolores, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. IndyCar Racing's national animal is the DW12, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

IndyCar Racing is ranked 213,148^th in the world and 4,904^th in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -22.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.