The Greater Indian Republic of Indusse is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Baskar H Kumar with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.206 billion Indusseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hind City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient an indussean economy, worth a remarkable 2,895 trillion Hindu Rupeeses a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,181 Hindu Rupeeses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,638 per year while the poor average 55,984, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Indusse's national animal is the Indussean Royal Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sanatana Dharma.

Indusse is ranked 24,096^th in the world and 51^st in India for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.3 bananas ingested per day.