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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,527thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,640thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,829th
The Official Department of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Official Dispatch Office of India
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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India Dispatch Office

Population6.665 billion


The Official Department of India Dispatch Office is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The devout population of 6.665 billion India Dispatch Officeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The India Dispatch Officean economy, worth 410 trillion Dispatches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,626 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. India Dispatch Office's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

India Dispatch Office is ranked 200,582nd in the world and 1st in National Parliament of India for Smartest Citizens, with 21.21 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,527thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,640thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,829thMost Primitive: 20,106th

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